quotes...
"Free advice is worth the price."
by Robert Half
"That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you."
by A. Whitney Brown
"I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert."
by Demetri Martin
"I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her."
by New York City detective
"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."
by Erica Jong
"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon."
by Napoleon Bonaparte
"Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy."
by Janet Long
"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other."
by Ann Landers
