Random quotes

porque achei que era útil:

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." by Mickey Rooney

"The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught." by Marquis de Vauvenargues

"The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made." by Jean Giraudoux

"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" by Scott Adams

"The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided." by Casey Stengel

E o famoso dito de casa de banho que acabo de tomar conhecimento:
"eleve o seu nível cagando de pé"