sexta-feira, 6 de fevereiro de 2009

Glasvegas - Geraldine

When your sparkle evades your soul
I'll be at your side to console
When your standing on the window ledge
I'll talk you back from the edge
I will turn your tide
Be your Shepard and your guide
When your lost in the deep and darkest place around
May my words walk you home safe and sound

When you say that I'm no good and you feel like walking
I need to make sure you know thats just the Prescription talking
When your feet decide to walk you on the wayward side
Up upon the stairs and down the downward slide
I will, I will turn your tide
Do all that I can to heal you inside
I'll be the angel on your shoulder
My name is Geraldine, I'm your social worker

I see you need me
I know you do
I see you need me
I know you do, I know you do

I will, I will turn your tide
Do all that I can to heal you inside
I'll be the angel on your shoulder
My name is Geraldine, I'm your social worker


"There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income."
by Edmund Wilson

"It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them."
by P. G. Wodehouse

"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it."
by George Bernard Shaw

"You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty."
by Cecil Baxter

"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking."
by H. L. Mencken

"Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking."
by Clement Atlee

"A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you."
by Bert Leston Taylor

"'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
by Abraham Lincoln

"I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks."
by Totie Fields

"The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from."
by Andrew S. Tanenbaum

"Everyone's a hero in their own way, in their own not that heroic way."
by Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon

"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help."
by Judith Martin

"She had an unequalled gift... of squeezing big mistakes into small opportunities. "
by Henry James

Xutos & Pontapés - Se me amas

Acho que já não metia aqui a letra duma música assim à bué...

Se me amas
Se me queres
Não procures aquilo que
Não há em mim

Se me amas
Se me queres
Não me prendas
Sempre ao pé de ti

Se me amas
Se me queres
Não facas de mim palhaço
Não quero ser um fracasso
Nas tuas mãos

Já te disse toma cuidado
Que o amor quer-se bem passado
Quando chega a submissão
Quando chega a obrigação
Há por ai muitas damas
Se me amas
Se me amas
Se me queres
Não me facas nunca
Dizer que não
Se me amas se me queres
Não facas de mim palhaço
Não quero ser um fracasso
Nas tuas mãos...

Já te disse toma cuidado
Que o amor quer-se bem passado
Quando chega a submissão
Quando chega a obrigação
Há por aí muitas damas

Se me amas

LOL @ há por aí muitas damas


"One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person."
by William Feather

"As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use."
by William James

"Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities."
by Aldous Huxley

"Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?"
by George Wallace

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
by Ogden Nash

"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."
by John F. Kennedy

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
by H. L. Mencken

"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."
by Thomas H. Huxley

"The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity."
by Helen Rowland

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
by Jack Handey

"Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance."
by Kurt Vonnegut

"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little."
by Joe Martin

"The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can."
by Margo Kaufman

"The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children."
by Clarence Darrow

"Nothing you can't spell will ever work."
by Will Rogers

"Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live."
by Oscar Wilde

"Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself."
by Friedrich Nietzsche

quarta-feira, 4 de fevereiro de 2009

slow day at the office...

An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest,

"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and eleven healthy grandchildren,and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them... twice."

The priest said, "Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?"

"Never Father... I'm Jewish."

"So then, why are you telling me?"

"I'm telling everybody!"

"The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy."
by Steven Weinberg

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
by Rodney Dangerfield

"A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure."
by Segal's Law

"If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough."
by Jef Mallett

"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."
by John Cleese

"I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence."
by Garry Trudeau

"People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them."
by Anatole France

"People ask for criticism, but they only want praise."
by W. Somerset Maugham

"An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible."
by Unknown

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
by Henny Youngman

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
by Sir Winston Churchill

"You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."
by Mitch Hedberg

"There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters."
by Alice Thomas Ellis

"Speak the truth, but leave immediately after."
by Slovenian Proverb

terça-feira, 3 de fevereiro de 2009

morrer de estupidez...

ultimamente é assim que me sinto, estou farto do trabalho...

nunca mais é Abril :S

ficam aqui dois vídeos só para não lhes perder o rasto...

é tudo uma questão de perspectivas:

e agora a quotes:

"Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high."
by Adrienne E. Gusoff

"I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits."
by David Hoselton

"You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in."
by Arlo Guthrie

"If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect."
by Ted Turner

"Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true."
by Niels Bohr

"nuno.melo.cristino: mas tb n percebo nada da merda do facebook
André: é tipo o hi5 mas as gajas têm os dentes todos"
from o melhor blog do universo by juvenal, o anormal

"I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"
by Jack Handey

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
by Calvin Trillin

"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."
by Garrison Keillor

"In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear."
by John C. Dvorak

"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
by Mark Twain

"It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem."
by Malcolm Forbes

"Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with."
by Bob Wells

"I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave."
by E. M. Forster

"The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you."
by Nancy Astor

"Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it."
by Unknown

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
by George Burns

"I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me."
by Chris Rapier

"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
by Anonymous

"I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly."
by James Carr

"Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them."
by Antoine de Saint-Exupery

"Nothing is said that has not been said before."
by Terence

"The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius."
by Oscar Wilde

"And remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
by Earl Mac Rauch

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
by Samuel Johnson

"Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary."
by Evan Esar

"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
by George Carlin

"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
by W. C. Fields

"I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world."
by Oscar Wilde

"Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other."
by Honore de Balzac

"You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers."
by John J. Plomp