terça-feira, 25 de novembro de 2008

Can you read my mind?

'cause if you do, i don't want you around...

and we're back with the quotes:

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
Pancho Villa

"Efficiency is intelligent laziness."

"I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on."
Beryl Pfizer

"The computer is a moron."
Peter Drucker

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Henny Youngman

"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
Gustave Flaubert

"The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time."
Willie Tyler

"He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed."
David Frost

"Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything."
Herb Caen

"There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good."
Stephen Colbert

"Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong."

quinta-feira, 6 de novembro de 2008

butter face

"Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."
by Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
by Arthur C. Clarke

"He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed."
by Saki

"Punctuality is the virtue of the bored."
by Evelyn Waugh

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
by Ellen DeGeneres

"The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease."
by Voltaire

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
by Friedrich Nietzsche

"The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them."
by Will Rogers

"I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself."
by Marlene Dietrich

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
by Saki

keep alive...

"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun."
by Al Capone

"The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people."
by Lucille S. Harper

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
by Rick Cook

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical."
by Yogi Berra

"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels."
by Faith Whittlesey

"Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves."
by Henri-Frédéric Amiel

ps: dizem que dá para ganhar dinheiro :P


terça-feira, 16 de setembro de 2008

don't be that girl

please don't be that girl...
just don't...
don't be the one who's insecure,
don't be the one who needs,
don't be the one who gives,
don't be always there,
don't understand,
please don't you forgive,
don't you there love,
just make me work,
make me do,
make me be,
just be a fucking woman and scream

peaked at seventeen

you just shouldn't

quarta-feira, 30 de julho de 2008

the quest

Não tenho assim muito para dizer, basicamente isto serve para esvaziar o email e meter aqui um vídeo muito nice.

ps: quotes em atraso :p

"The best way out is always through."
by Robert Frost

"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."
by Kurt Vonnegut

"Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well."
by Samuel Butler

"Living in a vacuum sucks."
by Adrienne E. Gusoff

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."
by James Branch Cabell

"When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both."
by Al Franken

"There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you."
by Peter De Vries

"I don't necessarily agree with everything I say."
by Marshall McLuhan

"The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution."
by Bertrand Russell

"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."
by Samuel Goldwyn

"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
by Robert Orben

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."
by Flip Wilson

"Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses."
by Margaret Millar

"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river."
by Nikita Khrushchev

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
by Will Rogers

"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over."
by Edna St. Vincent Millay

"Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile."
by Albert Schweitzer

"A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people."
by Peter McArthur

"You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong."
by Johann von Neumann

"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time."
by Friedrich Nietzsche

"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
by Andy Rooney

"We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong."
by Bill Vaughan

"I like life. It's something to do."
by Ronnie Shakes

"My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared."
by P. J. Plauger

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
by Groucho Marx

"Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination."
by Bertrand Russell

"We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are."
by Anais Nin

segunda-feira, 14 de julho de 2008

Mais e melhor?

são 2 dos adjectivos, suponho, esta parte da escola não está muito fresca, mas sempre me causaram bué confusão?

Como é possível, dizer algo como:

este gelado é o melhor que já comi;

foi o melhor golo da minha vida;

é a gaja mais melhor boa que já vi;

etc etc.

do género é o melhor gelado comparado com os que já comi, de sempre? lembro-me de todos? posso dizer que é mesmo muita bom, mas será o melhor?

se para gelados e outras coisas esta discussão pode ser relativamente inútil, tem muitas outras coisas da vida que não é?

faz sentido quantificar as coisas? não pode uma cena ser boa só porque sim? porque às vezes pode nem ser o melhor gelado, mas é o que está ali... ou até pode ser o melhor gelado, mais não seja porque é diferente dos outros todos que andaste a comer, mesmo que esses tenham sido muita bons, e se puderes os vais voltar a comer.

bem vou prá cama que o meu mal é sono, mesmo assim, vou sem estar convencido que alguma vez vá conseguir decidir qual é o gelado que gosto mais, alias sei que não vou descobrir nunca, mas vou dormir convicto que se tem coisa que eu gosto mesmo é comer gelados, e isso por si só, já é muita bom!!!

quinta-feira, 10 de julho de 2008

pensamento do dia...

If you could be anyone in the world, would you like it to be me?

Should I?...

terça-feira, 24 de junho de 2008

segunda-feira, 9 de junho de 2008

Isto anda prá frente?

tenho andado com pouco tempo para isto (net), o que até é bom sinal, quer dizer que ando a perder o meu tempo por outros lados.

vim só aqui dar noticias do género está tudo bem e tal e tenho andado a ouvir isto:

Tiago Bettencourt - O Jogo
Rita Lee & Raul Seixas - Estúpido Cupido & Banho De Lua
The Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)
e muito muito Green Day e The Offspring que tive bué pena de não ter conseguido ir ver ao RiR

ficam aqui as frases do costume:

"We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us."
by Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked."
by Peter de Vries

"I hate losing more then I like winning."
by Charles Barkley

"It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this."
by Bertrand Russell

"When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty."
by Norm Crosby

"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not."
by Fran Lebowitz

"An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible."
by Alfred A. Knopf

"That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another...."
by Charles M. Schulz

"The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them."
by Sir William Bragg

"Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man."
by Leon Trotsky

"Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead."
by Benjamin Franklin

"There must be more to life than having everything."
by Maurice Sendak

"It's never just a game when you're winning."
by George Carlin

"The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums."
by G. K. Chesterton

"I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine."
by Fritz Perls

"The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder."
by Alfred Hitchcock

"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."
by Groucho Marx

"There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again."
by Clint Eastwood

"What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens."
by Benjamin Disraeli


terça-feira, 6 de maio de 2008

terça-feira, 22 de abril de 2008

o meu mal é fome...

aparentemente é isso...

pelo menos é o que me dizem

sexta-feira, 4 de abril de 2008

I'm lost

basicamente é isso...

now back to work

domingo, 30 de março de 2008

Team work

não sei se é só de mim mas achei este vídeo espectacular.

frases soltas:

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
by R. D. Laing

"Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself."
by A. H. Weiler

"First there is a time when we believe everything, then for a little while we believe with discrimination, then we believe nothing whatever, and then we believe everything again - and, moreover, give reasons why we believe."
by Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

"I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it."
by Pablo Picasso

"To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep."
by Joan Klempner

sexta-feira, 28 de março de 2008

ainda preciso de um nome...

não sei se sabem mas ando a tentar divulgar a minha nova religião link mas não tem sido fácil pois ando um bocado cansado e com pouco tempo para a minha religião pois tenho dormido pouco por estar a seguir a religião dos outros, aka NBA.

mas em breve espero voltar com os primeiros textos sagrados, mais alguns mandamentos e quem sabe um milagre ;)

segunda-feira, 10 de março de 2008

Matchbox 20 - If You're Gone

Estes sabem bem o que fazem

Matchbox 20 - If You're Gone

I think I've already lost you
I think you're already gone
I think I'm finally scared now
You think I'm weak - I think you're wrong

I think you're already leaving
Feels like your hand is on the door
I thought this place was an empire
But now I'm relaxed - I can't be sure

I think you're so mean - I think we should try
I think I could need this in my life
I think I'm just scared - I think too much
I know this is wrong it's a problem I'm dealing

If you're gone - maybe it's time to come home
There's an awful lot of breathing room
But I can hardly move
If you're gone - baby you need to come home
Cuz there's a little bit of something me
In everything in you

I bet you're hard to get over
I bet the room just won't shine
I bet my hands I can stay here
I bet you need - more than you mind

I think you're so mean - I think we should try
I think I could need this in my life
I think I'm just scared that I know too much
I can't relate and that's a problem I'm feeling

If you're gone - maybe it's time to go home
There's an awful lot of breathing room
But I can hardly move
If you're gone - baby you need to come home
Cuz there's a little bit of something me
In everything in you

I think you're so mean - I think we should try
I think I could need this in my life
I think I'm just scared - do I talk too much
I know this is wrong it's a problem I'm dealing

If you're gone - maybe it's time to go home
There's an awful lot of breathing room
But I can hardly move
If you're gone - baby you need to come home
Cuz there's a little bit of something me
In everything in you

frases soltas:

"Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice."
by George Jackson

"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."
by Harry S Truman

"The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."
by Dorothy Nevill

"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction."
by Blaise Pascal

"Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy."
by Robert Anthony

"Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is."
by Will Rogers

"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half."
by Gracie Allen

quinta-feira, 14 de fevereiro de 2008

That '90s Show

The Simpsons season 19 episode 11

não percam, talvez o melhor episódio de sempre :)

terça-feira, 12 de fevereiro de 2008


um sitio que vale a pena visitar, apesar de pequena a cidade é 5*, não tanto pelos holandeses, mas pela malta que por lá anda, vale bem a pena.

não tinha grandes expectativas talvez por isso é que gostei tanto.

fiquei a saber coisas lindas como gosto de uma cena chamada POPARTE, especialmente de um gajo chamado Roy Lichtenstein, tem algumas cenas bacanas.

fiquei também a saber que graças aos judeus escurrassados de quase todos os lados da europa pela inquisição eles ficaram um dos países mais ricos do mundo no século 17... e mais umas coisas engraçadas.

deu também para ver que é giro falar com pessoas que não percebem boi do que dizes, faz bem ao espírito :)

frases feitas:

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate."
by Thomas Jones

"It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers."
by James Thurber

"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have."
by Don Herold

"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
by George Bernard Shaw

"Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting."
by Alan Dean Foster

"To believe is to know you believe, and to know you believe is not to believe."
by Jean-Paul Sartre

Pluma - E Grito

a verdade é que se te sentes bem a probabilidade de "pareceres" bem é muito maior.

o pessoal que diz que ser convencido é uma cena má só pode ter problemas. não há como gostar do que vemos ao espelho ;)

se a capacidade de nos rirmos de nós próprios é importante, também o sentir bem, estar bem.

nada como um sorriso pela manhã ao acordar.

isto obviamente que não implica que não nos possamos esforçar mais, exigir mais e lutar por mais. mas tem de ser nas proporções certas :)

Pluma - E Grito

Sinto o toque do chão
mergulho na areia fria
Vejo ao longe o céu urgente
está a gritar
Perco as horas
sinto as ondas pulsar de vida
suspeito que é este o meu lugar

Rasgo a pele
quero ser nada
Quero despir-me de mim
Reencontrar a alma

Rasgo a pele
quero ser nada
Quero despir-me de mim
Reencontrar a alma... E grito

Sinto sangue fervente
sinto a alma vazia
Respiro fundo e sinto o sal secar-me a pele
É um sopro dormente, quebra a nostalgia
É um mar de riso e choro
quadro de papel

Rasgo a pele
quero ser nada
Quero despir-me de mim
Reencontrar a alma

Rasgo a pele
quero ser nada
Quero despir-me de mim
Reencontrar a alma

Quero fugir
Quero me libertar
Quero sair
Procuro resgatar
O que resta de mim

Quero fugir
Quero me libertar
Quero sair
Procuro resgatar
O que resta de mim

E grito
E grito
E grito
Eu grito

frases feitas:

"A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece."
by Ludwig Erhard

"If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough"
by Mario Andretti

"If you cannot convince them, confuse them."
by Harry S Truman

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
by John Lennon

A importância de não te levares demasiado a sério

Ao escrever o inicio do titulo a 1ª coisa que me veio à cabeça foi mesmo, a importância de ser Ernesto... mas depois passou-me :)

A ideia de escrever isto surgiu quando no outro dia estava a ver uma daquelas coisas que só tem piada para quem segue estas mini feuds entre certas personalidades que faz com que essas tenham toda a diferença.

se já é difícil não te levares muito a sério quando não és "ninguém", quando és conhecido deve ser muito mais complicado manter o sentido de humor e capacidade de te diferenciares dos outros e não seguires a manada.

fica aqui um vídeo feito por uma gaja que tem às vezes, o seu quê de brilhante.

se vocês seguirem um dos piores programazinhos da televisão, o Jimmy Kimmel tem uma piada recorrente de gozar com o Matt Damon, piada recorrente na América gozar ou com o Matt ou com o Ben Affleck, eu como fã dos 2, acho piada à cena, especialmente porque eles e o Jimmy até se dão bem, agora ver a ideia destes gajos para gozar com o bacano, é muito à frente.

A capacidade de encaixe e rires-te de ti próprio é capaz de ser a coisa que mais diferença faz na vida, e é das coisas que mais permite destingires-te do resto.

ps: a piada recorrente é que o Jimmy está sempre a dizer que fica sem tempo no fim do programa, por isso não tem tempo para falar com o Matt.

frases soltas:
"The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking."
by John Kenneth Galbraith

"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time."
by E. B. White

"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
by Rita Rudner

"The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any."
by Katharine Whitehorn

"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk."
by Andy Gibb

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened."
by Sir Winston Churchill

"I am a deeply superficial person."
by Andy Warhol

"Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done."
by Fred Allen

quinta-feira, 31 de janeiro de 2008

Fantasmas do passado...

será que vão mesmo embora?

costuma-se dizer que estão cá porque têm algo a prendê-los, serei eu que não os deixo ir? bastante provável...

frases feitas:

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth."
by George Burns

"Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness."
by Cullen Hightower

"It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it."
by Mark Twain

"The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed."
by C. S. Lewis

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
by Herm Albright

terça-feira, 22 de janeiro de 2008

Ez Special - Chama por mim

Ela chama e eu vou...
Sad but true :(

Ez Special - Chama por mim

Quando segredo ao teu ouvido
Aquilo que só tu podes ouvir
Há tanto que não te digo
Tudo o que estou a sentir

Trágica ironia
Sou eu que não quero ver
Tinha tudo quando não cria
Tive tudo até perder

Do dia p’ra noite
E em qualquer lugar
Chama por mim
Chama por mim
Chama, chama que eu vou

Fica só por mais um dia
O amanha é p’ra depois
Dá-me até ao pôr-do-sol
Nada se perde em tentar

Do dia p’ra noite
E em qualquer lugar
Chama por mim
Chama por mim
Chama, chama que eu sei que te vou encontrar
Chama por mim
Chama por mim
Chama, chama que eu vou
Chama que eu vou

Do dia p’ra noite
E em qualquer lugar
Chama por mim
Chama por mim
Chama, chama que estou num deserto de amar
Chama por mim
Chama por mim
Chama, chama que eu vou

Frases soltas:

"Art is making something out of nothing and selling it."
by Frank Zappa

"The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness."
by Joseph Conrad

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
by Robert Frost

"The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it."
by Abbie Hoffman

"The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time."
by Willem de Kooning

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience."
by George Bernard Shaw

"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not."
by Mark Twain

quinta-feira, 17 de janeiro de 2008

Who Will? Got to be me...

pois bem encontrava-me no outro dia numa das últimas sessões de singstar quando de repente reparo nesta frase de uma música bem conhecida dos evanescence:

save me from the nothing i've become

ultimamente tenho andado mesmo assim, apesar de ter a consciência que só eu me posso salvar a mim do momento em que estou, acabo por não o conseguir fazer, mesmo por falta de vontade.

mas acho que já me chega, está na hora de ir pra frente, porque esperar que alguém venha e nos salve é não só deprimente como esperar demais, hoje em dia já é raro quem tem força para se puxar pra frente, quanto mais andar a levar atrelados...

até porque atrelado foi algo que sempre ficou aquém das minhas ambições.

por isso, who will save me from the nothing i've become? I will ;)

fica aqui a música:

how can you see into my eyes like open doors
leading you down into my core
where I’ve become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

now that I know what I’m without
you can't just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life

frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead

all this time I can't believe I couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I’ve been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought without a voice without a soul
don't let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

(Bring me to life)
I’ve been living a lie, there’s nothing inside
(Bring me to life)

edit: ia-me esquecendo da minha nova mania...

aqui ficam as frases soltas:

"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
by Robert Orben

"I never guess. It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts."
by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

"Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question."
by Albert Camus

"To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence."
by Friedrich Nietzsche

"On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time."
by George Orwell

"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use."
by Soren Kierkegaard

"Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting."
by John Russell

já agora só para vos deixar mais qualquer coisa, fica aqui uma brincadeirinha...

tentem não se queimar

How To Make Fire Balls - Click here for funny video clips

sexta-feira, 11 de janeiro de 2008

Just so i don't forget ;)

de mim para mim e que eu nunca me esqueça...

quando esquecer alguém que faça o favor de lembrar:

You can spend your time alone re-digesting past regrets, oh
Or you can come to terms and realize
You're the only one who cannot forgive yourself, oh
Makes much more sense, to live in the present tense

Present Tense
By : Pearl Jam

quinta-feira, 3 de janeiro de 2008

Não vivo pra trabalhar, trabalho pra viver...

Talvez das frases que mais tem andado pela minha cabeça nos últimos tempos.

Estava eu muito bem descontraído na festa de natal da minha, agora ex, empresa quando em conversa com um colega meu ele disse isto:

"Eu não vivo pra trabalhar, trabalho pra viver..."

Na altura pareceu-me bonito e profundo :D

Agora faz ainda mais sentido, tudo bem que eu nunca fui o tipo de pessoa que teve um trabalho super ultra desgastante, talvez só mentalmente por ser rotineiro, mas o facto é que uma pessoa não se pode prender ao trabalho, estamos lá aquelas horas mas depois é aproveitar para "viver".

Não que o trabalho não faça parte da nossa vida e não possamos falar dele com os amigos e isso tudo, mas tem de ser no máximo um complemento nunca a preocupação duma vida.

Portanto a partir de hoje nova regra:

Eu, Trabalho pra viver!!!

Agora bora lá às frases soltas:

"Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done."
by Fred Allen

"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."
by Bertrand Russell

"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."
by Groucho Marx

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of."
by Burt Bacharach

"Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away."
by Thomas Fuller