terça-feira, 25 de novembro de 2008

Can you read my mind?

'cause if you do, i don't want you around...

and we're back with the quotes:

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
Pancho Villa

"Efficiency is intelligent laziness."

"I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on."
Beryl Pfizer

"The computer is a moron."
Peter Drucker

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Henny Youngman

"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
Gustave Flaubert

"The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time."
Willie Tyler

"He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed."
David Frost

"Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything."
Herb Caen

"There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good."
Stephen Colbert

"Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong."