Random quotes

Mais algumas ;)


"So I got that going for me, which is nice."
— Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) in Caddyshack (1980)


"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."
Isaac Asimov


"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"
James Thurber


"Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it."
Laurence J. Peter


"When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them."
Rodney Dangerfield


"The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know."
Will Rogers


"The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything - or nothing. "
Nancy Astor


"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
Joan Rivers :P


"Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length."
Robert Frost


"Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all."
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


"Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work."
Gallagher


Muita atenção a esta, de longe a melhor dos últimos anos...

"Hey, don't knock masturbation — it's sex with someone I love!"
— Woody Allen as Alvy Singer in Annie Hall (1977)