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"Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."
by Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
by Arthur C. Clarke

"He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed."
by Saki

"Punctuality is the virtue of the bored."
by Evelyn Waugh

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
by Ellen DeGeneres

"The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease."
by Voltaire

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
by Friedrich Nietzsche

"The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them."
by Will Rogers

"I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself."
by Marlene Dietrich

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
by Saki