morrer de estupidez...

ultimamente é assim que me sinto, estou farto do trabalho...

nunca mais é Abril :S

ficam aqui dois vídeos só para não lhes perder o rasto...








é tudo uma questão de perspectivas:




e agora a quotes:


"Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high."
by Adrienne E. Gusoff


"I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits."
by David Hoselton


"You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in."
by Arlo Guthrie


"If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect."
by Ted Turner


"Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true."
by Niels Bohr


"nuno.melo.cristino: mas tb n percebo nada da merda do facebook
André: é tipo o hi5 mas as gajas têm os dentes todos"
from o melhor blog do universo by juvenal, o anormal


"I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"
by Jack Handey


"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
by Calvin Trillin


"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."
by Garrison Keillor


"In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear."
by John C. Dvorak


"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
by Mark Twain


"It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem."
by Malcolm Forbes


"Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with."
by Bob Wells


"I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave."
by E. M. Forster


"The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you."
by Nancy Astor


"Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it."
by Unknown


"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
by George Burns


"I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me."
by Chris Rapier


"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
by Anonymous


"I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly."
by James Carr


"Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them."
by Antoine de Saint-Exupery


"Nothing is said that has not been said before."
by Terence


"The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius."
by Oscar Wilde


"And remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
by Earl Mac Rauch


"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
by Samuel Johnson


"Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary."
by Evan Esar


"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
by George Carlin


"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
by W. C. Fields


"I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world."
by Oscar Wilde


"Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other."
by Honore de Balzac


"You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers."
by John J. Plomp

Can you read my mind?

'cause if you do, i don't want you around...




and we're back with the quotes:


"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
Pancho Villa


"Efficiency is intelligent laziness."
Anonymous


"I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on."
Beryl Pfizer


"The computer is a moron."
Peter Drucker


"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Henny Youngman


"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost."
Gustave Flaubert


"The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time."
Willie Tyler


"He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed."
David Frost


"Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything."
Herb Caen


"There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good."
Stephen Colbert


"Do not condemn the judgment of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong."
Dandemis

butter face

"Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."
by Francois de La Rochefoucauld

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."
by Arthur C. Clarke

"He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed."
by Saki

"Punctuality is the virtue of the bored."
by Evelyn Waugh

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
by Ellen DeGeneres

"The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease."
by Voltaire

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
by Friedrich Nietzsche

"The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them."
by Will Rogers

"I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself."
by Marlene Dietrich

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
by Saki

keep alive...

"You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun."
by Al Capone


"The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people."
by Lucille S. Harper


"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
by Rick Cook


"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical."
by Yogi Berra


"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels."
by Faith Whittlesey


"Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves."
by Henri-Frédéric Amiel


ps: dizem que dá para ganhar dinheiro :P

don't be that girl

please don't be that girl...
just don't...
don't be the one who's insecure,
don't be the one who needs,
don't be the one who gives,
don't be always there,
don't understand,
please don't you forgive,
don't you there love,
just make me work,
make me do,
make me be,
just be a fucking woman and scream

peaked at seventeen

you just shouldn't

the quest

Não tenho assim muito para dizer, basicamente isto serve para esvaziar o email e meter aqui um vídeo muito nice.



ps: quotes em atraso :p

"The best way out is always through."
by Robert Frost


"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us."
by Kurt Vonnegut


"Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well."
by Samuel Butler


"Living in a vacuum sucks."
by Adrienne E. Gusoff


"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true."
by James Branch Cabell


"When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both."
by Al Franken


"There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you."
by Peter De Vries


"I don't necessarily agree with everything I say."
by Marshall McLuhan


"The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution."
by Bertrand Russell


"Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined."
by Samuel Goldwyn


"There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."
by Robert Orben


"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."
by Flip Wilson


"Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses."
by Margaret Millar


"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river."
by Nikita Khrushchev


"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
by Will Rogers


"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is one damn thing over and over."
by Edna St. Vincent Millay


"Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile."
by Albert Schweitzer


"A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people."
by Peter McArthur


"You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong."
by Johann von Neumann


"The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time."
by Friedrich Nietzsche


"Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done."
by Andy Rooney


"We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong."
by Bill Vaughan


"I like life. It's something to do."
by Ronnie Shakes


"My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared."
by P. J. Plauger


"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
by Groucho Marx


"Science may set limits to knowledge, but should not set limits to imagination."
by Bertrand Russell


"We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are."
by Anais Nin

Mais e melhor?

são 2 dos adjectivos, suponho, esta parte da escola não está muito fresca, mas sempre me causaram bué confusão?

Como é possível, dizer algo como:

este gelado é o melhor que já comi;

foi o melhor golo da minha vida;

é a gaja mais melhor boa que já vi;

etc etc.

do género é o melhor gelado comparado com os que já comi, de sempre? lembro-me de todos? posso dizer que é mesmo muita bom, mas será o melhor?

se para gelados e outras coisas esta discussão pode ser relativamente inútil, tem muitas outras coisas da vida que não é?

faz sentido quantificar as coisas? não pode uma cena ser boa só porque sim? porque às vezes pode nem ser o melhor gelado, mas é o que está ali... ou até pode ser o melhor gelado, mais não seja porque é diferente dos outros todos que andaste a comer, mesmo que esses tenham sido muita bons, e se puderes os vais voltar a comer.

bem vou prá cama que o meu mal é sono, mesmo assim, vou sem estar convencido que alguma vez vá conseguir decidir qual é o gelado que gosto mais, alias sei que não vou descobrir nunca, mas vou dormir convicto que se tem coisa que eu gosto mesmo é comer gelados, e isso por si só, já é muita bom!!!

pensamento do dia...

If you could be anyone in the world, would you like it to be me?

Should I?...

So Matt, where the hell are you?