nunca mais é Abril :S
ficam aqui dois vídeos só para não lhes perder o rasto...
é tudo uma questão de perspectivas:
e agora a quotes:
"Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high."
by Adrienne E. Gusoff
"I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits."
by David Hoselton
"You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in."
by Arlo Guthrie
"If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect."
by Ted Turner
"Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true."
by Niels Bohr
"nuno.melo.cristino: mas tb n percebo nada da merda do facebook
André: é tipo o hi5 mas as gajas têm os dentes todos"
from o melhor blog do universo by juvenal, o anormal
"I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'"
by Jack Handey
"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."
by Calvin Trillin
"I believe in looking reality straight in the eye and denying it."
by Garrison Keillor
"In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear."
by John C. Dvorak
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
by Mark Twain
"It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem."
by Malcolm Forbes
"Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with."
by Bob Wells
"I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave."
by E. M. Forster
"The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you."
by Nancy Astor
"Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it."
by Unknown
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
by George Burns
"I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me."
by Chris Rapier
"A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
by Anonymous
"I don't have an English accent because this is what English sounds like when spoken properly."
by James Carr
"Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them."
by Antoine de Saint-Exupery
"Nothing is said that has not been said before."
by Terence
"The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius."
by Oscar Wilde
"And remember, no matter where you go, there you are."
by Earl Mac Rauch
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."
by Samuel Johnson
"Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary."
by Evan Esar
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
by George Carlin
"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
by W. C. Fields
"I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world."
by Oscar Wilde
"Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other."
by Honore de Balzac
"You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers."
by John J. Plomp
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